April Fools’ Day was made irrelevant when we invented the Internet and switched to 24/7 International Fools’ Time.
Each prison built is a temple to the failure of a society.
HEALTH TIP: when you’re about to sneeze be courteous and cover your mouth with the nearest anti-vaccination activist.
Artists shouldn’t kid themselves that most people give a fuck about them directly. At least not at first. People want what you’ve made, they don’t want you. You have to seduce them into also wanting you. And you can only do that by making more stuff that they want, and hopefully attaching yourself to it in the minds of some small percentage of its fans. This is branding.
A bouquet of flowers says: I love you so much I killed something beautiful for you.
Sphynx cats: all the personality of a cat, all the beauty of a testicle.
I wish your forehead had a progress bar so I knew how long this personal story you’re telling me is going to be.
Q: “Is there anything you envy about women?” A: “Their hold over men.” -Alexander McQueen
DUVET COVERS: where Sudoku meets laundry meets the pressure of putting a condom on a half-on.