January 2009
Buttered cat paradox →
The buttered cat paradox is a joke paradox based on the tongue-in-cheek combination of two adages: Cats always land on their feet. Buttered toast always lands buttered side down. The paradox arises when one considers what would happen if one attached a piece of buttered toast (butter side up) to the back of a cat, then dropped the cat from a large height.
December 2008
Need Battle!
All I Need VS All I Need
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"We're matching homeless people with peopleless... →
“Oh, I’ll break them down, no mercy shown, heaven knows, its got to be this...”
– New Order, Ceremony
Boards of Canada - One Very Important Thought
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HIV Skeptic FAIL →
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“…I was a Flower of the mountain yes when I put the rose in my hair like the Andalusian girls used or shall I wear a red yes and how he kissed me under the Moorish wall and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me...
Japan teens skipping breakfast have sex... →
Sisters Of Mercy - Lucretia (My Reflection)...
Cab Calloway - (I’ll Be Glad When You Dead)...
CNN: 23% of Americans Clinically Retarded →
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Sperm can out race Coca-Cola →
“Data from computerised analysis of semen indicate that the forward velocity of human spermatozoa can exceed 18 cm/hour. Therefore, a well placed sperm can reach the cervical canal within seconds, thus escaping the effect of postcoital douching solution. To improve efficacy, some Coca-Cola would have to be instilled into the vagina before ejaculation, but that would undoubtedly be...
“Let’s dance, for fear tonight is all.”
– David Bowie
Ulrich Schnauss - A Letter From Home
(purchase...
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Cold War Kids - Hang Me Up To Dry
(purchase song...
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